Sunday, April 18, 2010

Why does it rain?

Walking with my son, I got a good question. Why does it rain?

1. God is urinating on his greatest mistake - you.

2. God is crying because of the things you do and think.

3.a. It's God's testicle sweat dripping down

3.b. It's God's breast sweat dripping down.
(Did that just blow your mind?)

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