Friday, April 30, 2010

You're all monkeys

Josephine studies

A found a few sketches of America's favorite Golden, Josephine. Okay, she's our family's favorite Golden.

That Josie is always having steak thoughts. Who isn't?


Get it beez! A younger beez playing a good game of tug


Josie getting her beg on.


Grrr. Josie get taught jowls whenever there is another dog in the neighborhood. What a scary dog.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Mmm, tell me more


those ladies sure do like to talk...sometimes

Teamwork: Split the Duties



For true teamwork, you have to split the duties. Or doodies.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Italian Piazza

I love the Italian Piazza to sit and draw. So much activity in one place.

A study of a cafe smoker in an Italian Piazza. they love their smokes.


The sell is in the final stages. Go for it.

And every Piazza has to have its crazy, pigeon feeding lady. Oh crazy, pigeon ladies.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Fun and Florida

Exits on each wing

But you are definitely not getting past her to get to them

Hannah


A sketch of my dog, Hannah, from back when I was a kid. She was the best.

NJ Transit ticket taker


Remember that the front-butt is alive and well

The Golden Womyn


Once again, this is an accurate representation of all Golden womyn, including:
  • a Fem-mullet
  • aero-sport polarized glasses
  • Nalgene sport liquid thermos
  • brand name sport related breathable cool down or warm up pants
  • rock climbing shoes, for walking around town
  • brand name sport related breathable shirt
  • keys to the Honda Element and Terry's heart

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Friday, April 23, 2010

A Golden guy


I am not judgmental, but every guy in Golden is like this, except me and my friends. And people not like this that I have not yet met, but have seen around.

Featuring such items as:
  • butt cut
  • chin fur or mustache. Yes, men still wear mustaches in Golden.
  • GPC (or other cheap brand) Cigarettes
  • Walmart work boots, cause he "works"
  • white athletic socks, cause he's "athletic"
  • "well fitting" demin shorts. That is a matter of opinion.
  • Fat-ass Coors belly
  • thumbs up to you, neighborini

Golden Neighbors


You'd think it was a train station parking lot, with all the cars / vans / campers parked around their (our) house.

These two "brothers" look "identical". Definitely from the same daddy...in theory.

Employees: Lil Howie


Hey, someone's at the door. Awww, it's Lil Howie.
Lil Howie sleeps in a matchbox and wears a toy coat and drives a toy car and fits in your pocket.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Tiki

This is a sketch of Tiki, a siberian husky we had in college. This poor animal did not deserve the care it did not receive from a bunch of guys with good intentions and zero follow through.

Employees: Dr. Loser



He hasn't lived in his Mother's basement for the last 39 years to be called Mr. Loser, thank you. It is Dr. Loser - I think he has earned that title, by now.

This business development "expert" shows up wearing Velcro dress shoes. The great part about dress shoes is that most styles don't require laces or any lace substitute, should Dr. Loser not know how to tie shoes.

Back to Mom's basement, Doctor. My prescription is to take two bullets, powerfully embed into your skull and don't call me in the morning or ever.

Employees: Gallagher


I managed to grab this gem from a Costco freezer manager position. Should have left him there. He just sat and stared blankly at everything. I wanted to bash his head with a mallet, like the comedian Gallagher, and so thus his name.

I finally paid him to leave the office with four days left on his contract. He had more value to us not in the office.

Employees: Mrgrgll



I had the joy of working with Mrgrll for five, long years. Get really drunk and try to say something, anything, and that's his name.



Thanks to his supportive better-half, she is now his supportive ex-better half.

One Tuesday morning, Mrgrll got a DUI at 11 AM and now I no longer work with Mrgrll.

Bum question

Are bums all really vets or just say they are?
Either way, there is something seriously wrong with that.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Land Invertebrates


The spineless Land Anemone and his sycophant Clown Fish friend.

The always spiney Land Urchin and his whiny Cucumber friend.

Macabe Mask

I like this mask. Definitely a bit disturbing, in a good way.

Mr. Boring D-Head

Mr. Boring D-Head was easily the worst speaker and teacher of the worst class that I ever had the misfortune of not placing out of.

He is clarifying this, self-evident fact for us.

The view from my seat. I could only hope for such an outcome.



Open mic night at our boring class. Don't quit your day job, Mr. D-Head!

Another brilliant lecture, complete with loading screens on the projector and silent waiting.

Detail Study: his fat, dumb lower lip, spilling some drool


Employees: Sharkie


This out-dated hippie stank of rare, imported cigarettes, played the didgeridoo and got his name from his shark teeth.

As you can see by this chart, he was also very tall.

His shark teeth came out of his mouth in every which direction. He even had a rarely seen Club Tooth.

He asked me to change his employment status to contractor and keep the same take home amount. That means he requested a large paycut and thanked me when I made it happen.

Sharks just aren't good at math or business.

Employees: Death



I had a brief brush with Death, who was interviewing for a contract spot.

He had an amazingly unique scent of formaldahyde and rotting, large-game road kill.

No, he didn't get the job. I am not signing any contracts with death, even for six months

Super Bunch sketches

The Blimp

don't ever mess with The Blimp.

Blue Bulb - another member of the Super Bunch.

I started drawing these characters as early as I can remember. These are some newer versions.

Airline Neck Support



Her "deluxe" neck support seems to have gone south with the air pressure. It looks like she really can't breath anymore.



This traveler is not messing around with this "Super Deluxe" version.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Arohma® Crystals

Bob's Coffee with delicious smelling Arohma® crystals.
Arohma® is a registered trademark of Robert's Holding Corporation.

"Mmmm, the aroma in here is delicious"

"You distinctly said Arohma®. You are being sued."