Family Ornaments

Made some simple dough ornaments for my siblings this year.

My brother and his family...



and my sister's family....

Dot Gov, the Polar Bear

Rudolph Gonna Get Paid

Click here to watch the Rudolph Gonna Get Paid animated short

Upcoming Animated Short

A few characters from an upcoming animated short. Fun.

Sketch Book Page

another random page of sketches and thoughts.

Fiddler's Three Storyboard Sketches

An early Old King Cole sketch


The truck with the wool.


Play those fiddles, sheep!


...and one for the little boy who lives down the lane.


Another take of the wool truck


More fiddling sheep


The shears to get that soft, soft wool.

More Cartoon-imals

Awww. aren't these cute?
Well, they are not. Because Cartoon-imals feast on human babies.


And from the Pupa comes a butterfly


What's in your pouch, mama?


slow down!


600 million years of evolution.


Go get 'em, invertebrates!

Another Zoo Trip

The cheetah is looking especially lean this year.


The brown bear is lazy and surly, as usual.


Our buddy the Aardvark always seems in good nature.



I wish I was a male lion. The laziest of all the animals.



Hippos can kick some serious ass. They kill the most humans on safaris. Don't f with fat things.


Pretty cool animal.



Crowned African Crane - my favorite animal. The pride with which they carry themselves is admirable. In a zoo...?

Cat Choked

This cat being choked is pretty funny...to me.

Sheep Studies

How to draw a sheep, Patrick -style

You loser!

Just quit life you chinless loser.



Your shadow gets laid more than you.

Artist can be such phags

I love those artists, though.

Who put this in my lip?!?

Some traditions and religions just baffle me. Not sure of the upside of stretching my bottom lip so I can fit a dinner plate in it.

Water Bong Belt

yeah, this is a really stupid idea. Not subtle and potentially very messy.

Do I work out?

Huh. I wonder why that girl asked you that. And then giggled and shunned your advances.

The Buffet Predator

This lady, her crotch eating her shorts and bulbous elbow fat were all lustfully eyeing the Ol' Country Buffet for her next kill

Random Sketch Book Page

I like this page, for some reason.

Aborted Fetus Pancake Bites

In response to Dunkin's new breakfast treat and a friend's video, I amazing found this product on a shelf in a store, somewhere.



Who knew they already had them on the shelf?

Kees' School Birthday Book Cover Art

upcoming Children's Book sketches

Oh, that troublesome dog is digging again!

The dog is locked up. Ha ha! I mean, oh no...

Obedience class isn't going so well!

Still getting to know the characters and especially the styles.

Irish Ill-ixer

Already the talk of the party planners, the Irish Ill-ixer is ready to bring 2011 into the new second decade of the 2000s like no other decade before this one has ever seen.

Click here to learn more about Super Extreme Hulk Junk.

Super Extreme Hulk Junk!

Get ready for this hot new product to blow up in 2011!



Looks vile and as of this post, it has not been tested, but the product team is on it.

Kees 5th birthday logo

Fall fun and turing five

Botantical Sketch

the test

A friend of mine grew a legal mmj plant outside in Colorado this summer and I followed along.

On 6/24, this 2" plant was placed in peat moss in Colorado soil.


By September, with only regular watering, the plant had grown to 4" tall and 3" wide, completely overpowering all other plants in his garden.


The plants begins to bud, meaning it will produce what you need.


Next step is he cut down the branches and hung them in his garage for a couple of weeks.


After more final preparation, the single plant grown from seed in early June produced 1.2 lbs of mmj.


I was shocked with his results. I had no idea a single plant, sitting in a garden could produce that much. We don't know how this yield per this one plant this relates to professionals or indoor growers.